story (probably unquality thus- read more) [don't...
so a hundred or so years ago, me and the girl who would be my bff and her bf went to walmart to buy booze (they were drunk&stoned and i was neither so i had to got the privilege of driving). i made the mistake of saying “is there a wine that taste like… grapes?” to which everyone dies laughing because of course.. and yeah. so i told this story to my bf(f) and last...
the history books forgot about us
Tranquilize - The Killers ft Lou Reed smoking...
I quoted a friend.
keybummie: IT’S A FUCKING JOKE. stop being such a serious bum and lighten up! yeah, what a joke
johnlennon-: palahniukandchocolate:cheydash: ...
oh, the original poster of the rape thing was...
the world makes a lot more sense
That akward moment when the rapist finishes raping...
roof-tiling: >akward who the fuck thought this was funny? seriously. 4chan has more class than this.
glee wedding speech
#probably just cause i’m drunk high and my bf went to the store but regardless
today was made for black and white
unfaithfully yours (1948) flaming star (1960)
Tickle Me Pink - Johnny Flynn Pray for the people...
looking at it now, Brink was probably supposed to...
the problem being, even then, my crush was on Val
stained - for you
i feel like sticking my head over the neighbors...
boyfriend says i’m not allowed
SPICE IS REAL!
blueberry mumba after 6 months of forced sobriety
Hey Pretty - Poe (ft Mark Danielewski) fast,...
tumblr(ites) who live in cold climates:
WTF how do you manage to operate laptops whilewearing gloves
a bunch of geese just flew(!?) over my house...
freaked me the fuck out
the only reason i go on myspace anymore is to...
(‘read more’ to follow if my hands will unfreeze and my brain will soberup enough to post a post about it)
hiccups lasting longer than 3 minutes?
mood immediately transformed
love is listening to the full 22:32 minutes of a...
(either that or he just really wants that blowjob) #he was just like and THIS is why i don’t read what you put on the internet
after i read 'tales of a forth grade nothing' i...
i have been fucked up since
the problem with low-cut athletic socks is
that when you go to the end of the block to dump your cigarette butts you will end up walking home with one black sock on your left foot and a lowcutwhite sock in your right hand (the problem with being drunk, of course, is that you will make countless posts to tumblr making little to no sense)
to: everyone bitching about spoilers
IT’S A BOOK
a free elf
so apparantly it's been too long since i've been...
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT 4CHAN? have i been gone that long?
trying not to kill yourself takes more effort than...
Comes and Goes - Greg Laswell this part was for...
fifty fucking four degrees outside
longshadow: monsterbitchmonster: KILL ME (or bring me pants) OH MY GOD, FIFTY FOUR DEGREES? HOW ARE YOU NOT FROSTBITTEN?! i spend 6 months of the year dealing with 120 degree temperatures anything under 70 is dante’s hell
my grandma has a facebook
fifty fucking four degrees outside
KILL ME (or bring me pants)
Can you feel your heartbeat racing?
Can you taste the fear in her sweat?
Why is Tumblr now
onceuponafate: a place of: Trends OBNOXIOUS asshole trolling Hate Popularity Omegle bullshit and cliques I miss when it was about real people and real shit, not people being afraid to say things cause someone else will judge you and so many other stupid things. This ISNT mother fucking Facebook. fortunately this is a situation you can do something about. feel free to stop following...
so, i a mean this purely analytically-
are we a friendship based on extraneous circumstances? /
bella: you know, when this is over we should really have angry sex
omegle is the best thing to happen to...
but really, “who is lisa!?”
"please, MS. case" old women coming onto Sam
there is a street in az called 'crossroads'
dean: you shot her
sam: she was a smart-ass
Castiel's name is first mentioned in the Season 3...
pickupthatamulet: going now to rewatch this online here’s the link