April 2011
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I’d rather feel like total shit sometimes, and God the rest of the time,...
– Chad, Manic (2001)
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LIKE A BOSS
blasting Judas, drawing my sister supernatural celebration pictures, sippin a cherry slush, and bed-dancing when my mom walks in like
“I gave you birth?”
and i’m just like
“It’s hard to believe, I know.”
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Don’t give me those ‘I hate you and the world’ eyes!
– my sister yells as i leave the room
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hey remember when i said i thought i failed my...
i lied :D
Store Manager: Brittney, we have a problem… Me: *what did i fuck up noww?* What? Store Manager: :D We’re going to have to change your name badge. You got it.
i beat out 4 grownups in “a landslide” and get $4 more an hour for doing what i’m already doing.
on one hand i’m like whatdidido because now i am going to never not be stressed again but on the...
i feel like shit. i'm so discontent.
want to get high. want to get drunk. want to smoke until my lungs explode. fuck a stranger until i forget his voice and can actually get some sleep at night.
i can’t even get to where i feel “okey” anymore before i’m cycling back to suicide.
fuckthisshit.
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just downed 1/4 a bottle of malibu from a giant...
#so classy it hurts
on a totally related note: i think i might have bombed my interview.
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guiz
my manager left a month ago and i’ve been doing the job since and the interview is tomorrow and
i am freaking out
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"RIGHT-CLICK + SAVE AS"
stop rebloggin just for the gif, dumbass
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fucking virus(is)!
i keep getting
- one that pops up with a fake anti-virus that tells me my comp is infected and won’t let me open anything
- and one that makes me look like i lost all my files cuz it hides them and then says it is ‘windows recovery’
i need to stop going on porn sites or something cuz this is getting fucking redic
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That awkward moment when you finish a TV show...
GPOY; waiting for Misfits to start again.
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Funny stories from Kelly:
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
So Kelly was talking to some guy and she said, “Yeah, I play a little guitar.”
And he says, “Oh, you mean a ukulele?”
OH, YOU MEAN A UKULELE?
NO, IDIOT, SHE MEANS SHE PLAYS A SMALL AMOUNT ON A REGULAR SIZE GUITAR, FOOL!
I am still laughing about this.
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flappy-jack asked: Do you consider yourself a pirate adventurer?
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i love people who don't secure their wifi