think about how fucked up they have to be.
OMGGGGG why am i EATING so MUCH!? *nom nom* i’m such a LARD omGGGGGGGG that’s 6 laeves today omggggggggggg.
what’s this stuff coming out of my butt? omg is that WOOOOOD? it looks like wood omggg why am i building it around me. OMG I’M TURNING INSIDE OUT OMG OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!!!!!? MOMMMMMMMM- I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO MY MOTHER IS!?